Announcements

In a ceremony held in my head last night,my OCD and ADD were united in matrimony.
The union, a joining of my worrisome nature withmy complete inability to focus.
I dread the many years of unfocused, anxious thoughtsand hell this coupling will bring.

New Math

Expectation is the mother of all disappointment.The only way to avoid this is to have no expectation at all.Assume nothing.
One plus one is supposed to equal two.But who knows, maybe is doesn’t this time.

It All Went Down Hill After I Got Out of Bed

Fuck Everything.

The Speed of Light and a Cloud of Dust…

I’m not a leaderor a followerI’m the Lone Ranger
I don’t want tojoinsign upor belong
I don’t want to be affiliatedor associated
The dues I payare for the mistakes I made
I don’t want to leadI will not followHi Ho Silver

The Day of Our Years are Three Score and Ten. Ps. 90:10

Is there anything more honest than a mirror?Where else can you find truth so absolute?
I have hair in places I didn’tThe hair I had is growing grayhopefully indicating some wisdom
It’s not only my reflection talking to me
My eyes are a little weakerMy stomach a little biggerand harder to lose
Once a night I wake up and [...]

Domino

I’m having a mid-life crisis.Provided I die at 74
I don’t want a sports caror a young blond.I like my trucktrust no one under 30and wouldn’t fit in either.
I want to rebelPierce my earShave my headHang out in groovy coffee shopsThink great thoughtsThumb my nose at a society that shows mercy to the guiltyIndifference to the [...]

Warm Thoughts

Isn’t it strange how the memories of one
can keep you warmer than the body of an other?

Is There Something Wrong With My Mirror?

I can do anythingThat’s what I’m toldFriendsFamilyThey all tell me
I don’t know what they see
I know a little something about myselfand this personthe one they all believe inisn’t me
Maybe he’s the person they all think I can beMy yet untapped potential

Did I Ever Tell You About the Time…

As people grow older we tend to tell more stories
Spend enough time on the planet, and you have a couple to tellAt some point you actually have more stories than years ahead of youI’m somewhere in between, I probably still have more days in the bank than I’ve spentBut I can’t help but think the [...]