Send in the Clones

There’s not enough of me to go aroundLike a birthday cake that’s too smalleverybody wants a slice
You can try cutting smaller slicesbut that leaves no one satisfied
Send in the clones
Someone to workthe driven type Abusting his ass making the big bucksgetting ahead
Another the always attentive understanding fatheras well as the virilevigorousromantic husband
One moreThe quietmelancholy bookwormin [...]

Let’s All Go to the Lobby, Let’s All Go to the Lobby..

1. CITIZEN KANE (1941) Orson Wells was only 24 when he made this. Genius.2. CASABLANCA (1942) Effen’ Nazi’s mess everything up. 3. THE GODFATHER (1972) Leave the gun, take the cannoli.4. GONE WITH THE WIND (1939) Effen’ Yankees ruin everything. 5. LAWRENCE OF ARABIA (1962)6. THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939) Sadly, yes. Better if you [...]

Shaken and Stiring

ExplodeEruptBurst
I’m a time bomba volcanoa shaken can of Coke
I remove myselfGo off in an isolated areaNot hurt anyone
ShrapnelLavaSodaFlying Shooting SprayingEverywhere
Up to my neckand up to my kneesCutBurned and sticky

Good Neighborhood,Close to Schools

Deluxe accommodationsA padded roomNo jacket requiredI want to be here Phil
Three balanced squares a dayA little cup of pills for breakfastone for lunchand another before bed
There’s even field tripsBowling tonightThe devil’s daughter is going
I’m staying in to catch up on some reading

Drink Plenty of Water…

I feed my mind better than my bodyIf I took as much care from the neck downas I do the neck upI’d be minus the extra L. B. S.
I would never put the things in my headthat I put in my mouth
I watch what goes inTry to keep it healthyLittle junkNow and then
Exercise everydayStretch Do [...]

Directed by Frank Capra

I think about it more than I admit
Logicallyit makes sense
Perhaps not rationalPerhaps extremeBut sometimes the only way to get a clean slateis to get a clean slate
It’s a George Bailey lifeNo bells will ringNo wings given out